Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dear Girls at GW ...

Since you clearly do not live with anyone willing to tell you when you look ridiculous, please note the following:

1. Thick black tights are not pants.
2. Thin white leggings also lack necessary pant qualities.
3. Long shirts are not dresses, and consequently do not remedy the aforementioned issues ...

Thanks,

C.

6 comments:

Katie Blacker said...

yeah this could go for the girls in Utah too...

Anonymous said...

Ha ha...you make me laugh C! How mnay more weeks now?

J. said...

So true. Tights are not leggings.

Autumn Day said...

Haha, I love you.

A. I am wearing black leggings, which could be interpreted as thick tights, although I checked the value of opaque vs. transparent when making purchase of this item.

B. I am wearing a long shirt/short dress (it is really cute though! And purple!)

C. I am technically braking honor code and I totally got past the testing center militia, victory me! (moral victory 0, but you can't win them all)

Kevin and Heather Hirst said...

Ha! This definitely goes for the girls in NYC. But I am starting to think that you can call anything fashion here!

Katie said...

I want to tell the girls at BYU a variation on this. Namely that a skirt that goes to your knees does not need leggings that stick out two inches below it.

The rant goes on. But I'll stop it there.