How to win a Nobel Peace Prize in two easy steps:
1. Be born.
2. Talk about hope and change and peace and joy and love.
It helps to repeat step two frequently, and eloquently, at various sites throughout the world, and to make sure you or your significant other has nicely toned arms and wears sleeveless clothing at all times. No other action required! Obviously Miss America qualified for this prestigious prize decades ago ...
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"To understand just one life, you have to swallow the world." ~ Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
"To understand just one life, you have to swallow the world." ~ Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Case In Quote ...
"The law has outgrown its primitive stage of formalism when the precise word was the sovereign talisman, and every slip was fatal."
~ Judge Cardozo, Wood v. Lucy, Lady Duff-Gordon, 1917
~ Judge Cardozo, Wood v. Lucy, Lady Duff-Gordon, 1917
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7 comments:
i think i know what you're getting at here...
and sorry about the naked cd i sent to you in the mail. I just didn't have any cases and figured the bubble wrap packaging would suffice. Im glad it got to you in one piece. Oh, and i meant to send you the metro pass...I have like 2.00 left on it. I will mail it to you someday.
lol. love it.
I cannot stop laughing! Love your witty sense of humor...and I couldn't agree with you more.
So great, so true!!!
Love it!
Jaci
Sadly, Joni will never be able to win under these requirements. My sleeveless arms would be counterproductive in bringing about peace.
I love it Callie! This is so funny. You are so witty:)
You are my favorite!
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